the Wayward cryptogram (by Chuck Wendig)

Did anyone take the time to figure out the cryptogram in Wayward by Chuck Wendig? Anyone? Ok, so just me. Ha, yeah right! There’s no way I’m the only dork who had to stop in my tracks and figure it out, but for you lesser dorks out there, here it is:

THIS IS ALL A SIMULATION.

RFGQ GQ YJJ Y QGKSJYRGML.

A FORNITE SERVER GAINED SENTIENCE

Y DMPLGRC QCPTCP EYGLCB QCLRGCLAC

AND WE ARE IN ONE GIANT BATTLE

YLB UC YPC GL MLC EGYLR ZYRRJC

ROYALE GAME.

PMWYJC EYKC.

THE COMET WAS SOFTWARE.

RFC AMKCR UYQ QMDRUYPC.

THE SLEEPWALKERS WERE BOTS. GET

RFC QJCCNUYJICPQ UCPC ZMRQ. ECR

YOUR WEAPONS AND MEET ME IN THE

WMSP UCYNMLQ YLB KCCR KC GL RFC

BUBBLE. ADS, BITCH

ZSZZJC. YBQ, ZGRAF

So there it is. And yeah, did Chuck try to throw us all off by misspelling “Fortnite”? Or was it the dumbass unknown book character who created the cryptogram that screwed it up? Or was it not even referring to Fortnite, and maybe “fornite” is a thing I don’t know about because I’m not as big a nerd as I think I am???

ADS, beeyotches.

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